Carbs Against Humanity

Carbs Against Humanity is the game for people who participate in wellness trends...but still want to poke fun at them. Do you prefer to finish off your yoga session with a burger? Same here.

*Not Affiliated with Cards Against Humanity™. Intended as parody.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Obsessed - chugged 3 different ones (half and half, lemonade and pink lemonade) in like 12 hours.
Chug worthy

Pure Swoon

Are you sure it is sugar fee?

The margarita mix is delicious, and the "simple syrup" makes cocktails fun again!

Thank you!